Some things don’t fit on Instagram. TikToks for one, and cringe make-outs for two. The internet already lost the battle against bad kisses, by Lily-Rose Depp and Timothée Chalamet’s wide kiss haunting our feeds earlier in the week.
Now, “Señorita” singers Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello are folding down. The new twosome really trolled the haters, literally got ‘em last night when they posted a video of how they “actually” reach out. But rather of being normal and just kissing, they tried to be funny and delivered the nastiest kiss known to man. Who wanted this? It’s even worse than the washing-machine-syndrome smooch from Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging. And the entire world is the fellow who just has to stand there awkwardly and see.
“We saw, like, on Twitter and stuff you guys saying stuff about the way we were kissing, and how it looks weird like we kiss like fish,” Mendes said in the video clip. “We just wanna show you how we really kiss.” Thesis long gone, they share a tongue-filled, saliva-heavy kiss, then the video settles. It turns out we were all on a prank show. Only hasn’t summer 2019 been nothing but watching Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes make out all over the world? We already know … how they kiss. And we stood by them. Streamed Señorita. Saw the MTV Video Music Awards. This is how you reimburse us? A nightmarish make out fake-out? Jokes on them, because Twitter has already turned their prank into a roast. Roll the reaction tweets!
everyone after seeing that shawn and camila video pic.twitter.com/38FAVkJ26b
— alexis kimberly (@notsixela) September 12, 2019