A Massachusetts lady was busted for allegedly turning a store parking lot into her private potty — pooping there a staggering eight times in approximately a month.
Dubbed the “Parking Lot Pooper,” Andrea Grocer, 51, of Ashland was purportedly caught dropping trou near the Natick Outdoor Store on Wednesday morning, according to media reports.
Cops said they had been examining since the fecal matter began showing up last month.
“At first, [workers] assumed it was an animal but then they saw toilet paper and other wipes — things animals would not have access to,” said cops spokeswoman Lt. Cara Rossi, who said the first feces was discovered in early December.
Later staking out the site, a cop allegedly found Grocer letting her bowels loose out of the door of her 2018 Lincoln MKX SUV just ere 7 a.m.
When faced, she told the officer she has irritable bowel syndrome and was on her way to her job as a nanny, a cops report says, according to NBC Boston.
But she was allegedly observed waiting for some 10 minutes for a nearby train and other traffic to clear out before doing the action — and the cop pointed out that there were lots of public restrooms nearby, the outlet reported.
The officer also called her boss, who confirmed she could have just pooped at their home.
Store proprietor Henry Kanner said he couldn’t understand why she did it — but was flush with enthusiasm at her arrest.
“I’m so happy they caught her,” Kanner said. “I have no thought who she is. This has been ongoing. She has passed quite often over here. There’s nothing more disgusting coming into your parking lot in the daylight and seeing a pile of human excrement.”
At Grocer’s arraignment Wednesday, her attorney called her a “pillar of the community” who works full time.
She was filled with wanton destruction of property and released without bond.
She is expected back in court on March 2.
Last year, a New Jersey superintendent was outed as a school’s “mystery pooper.”