An Arizona man commended being four months calm — by getting so alcoholic he wound up in prison, as indicated by reports.
Jackson Brady Hanley Jr., 29, was busted in Mesa for purportedly taking a Kawasaki motorbike from a nearby vendor, causing $3,500 in harm by letting it fall against a fence as he unsteadily pushed it home.
“He said he was praising 4 months of restraint and chose he needed a bike,” expressed a reasonable justification articulation got by The Smoking Gun.
Hanley likewise told cops he was smashed from vodka and Moscato wine, the papers state.
“The litigant said he was simply going to walk it back home and attempt and start it there,” the records included, saying Hanley “confessed to taking the bike” on Feb. 11.
Rather than observing, Hanley postured for a mugshot as he was set up for prison in the wake of being accused of robbery of methods for transportation, a class 3 lawful offense, AZFamily said.